Da Dafoe Zone

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This is a web shrine I've created for my lil homie Willem Dafoe.

I first fell in love with Willem in his role as Norman Osborn/Green Goblin in Spider-Man 2002. I since have expanded my love and dong manifold for him. Would you like to see my thoughts and drawings?

ATTENTION: You may see gore art and goblin bulges on these pages. Let's rate all these pages R-17, much like many of Willem's movies.

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January 9th, 2023:
Made some buttons for this site, in case you wanna share :) Plus, the Goblin Hole is now our sister site!. I've also cleaned up the CSS a bit.

January 8th, 2023:
Happy New Dafoe! I wrote a Dafoe primer for a Dreamwidth challenge. It's been edited and is now the /about page.

December 7th, 2022:
The bottom of this /dafoe page has a comment box! It's now restrained in it's own div so it's not 9 miles long.

September 16th, 2022:
The /movies page will now include all media Willem has appeared in! Such as the newly reviewd game 12 Minutes, and the song Madagascar.

September 14th, 2022:
Updated /itabag page with the moldy orange crochet bag I bought from RABBITFOODS

September 13th, 2022:
Rehauled CSS to be higher contrast black n' green. Also updated /movies page with a Speed 2 review. We all love Speed 2 Cruise Control!

Cutie Time

Why I think Willem is cute

An Essay By Maggie Age 9
πŸ’˜ Looks cool
πŸ₯΄ Weird wrinkly faces
πŸ‘΄ Old
🐣 Short
🎡 His lisp sounds like sneakers on basketball court
πŸ‘Ώ Screams, shakes, zums, and spits when he goblinizes
πŸ‘ƒ Tiny crooked nose
πŸ‘„ Granny smoker lips
🦧 Baby orangutan eyes
πŸ’€ Skeletor cheekbones
🦷 Big smile, lots of teeth
🦴 Very big ribcage
πŸ’˜ That means he has a big heart πŸ©ΊπŸ’•
πŸ‘‘ Grandoise thesp in a sea of generic leading men
πŸ† Scary peepee
πŸ‘© Identifies with woman

"It makes me laugh when I hear a guy talking about being in touch with his feminine side. But I gravitate towards women, I identify with them. And I do cry very easily, more and more as I get older."

- Willy Big D. Dafoe
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