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This is a web shrine I've created for my lil homie Willem Dafoe.
I first fell in love with Willem in his role as Norman Osborn/Green Goblin in Spider-Man 2002. I since have expanded my love and dong manifold for him. Would you like to see my thoughts and drawings?
ATTENTION: You may see gore art and goblin bulges on these pages. Let's rate all these pages R-17, much like many of Willem's movies.
THE GOBLIN HOLE
Updates:
January 9th, 2023:
Made some buttons for this site, in case you wanna share :) Plus, the Goblin Hole is now our sister site!. I've also cleaned up the CSS a bit.
January 8th, 2023:
Happy New Dafoe! I wrote a Dafoe primer
for a Dreamwidth challenge. It's been edited and is now the
/about page.
December 7th, 2022:
The bottom of this /dafoe page has a
comment box! It's now restrained in it's own div so it's not 9 miles long.
September 16th, 2022:
The
/movies page will now include all media Willem has appeared in!
Such as the newly reviewd game 12 Minutes, and the song Madagascar.
September 14th, 2022:
Updated
/itabag page with the moldy orange crochet bag I bought from
RABBITFOODS
September 13th, 2022:
Rehauled CSS to be higher contrast
black n' green. Also updated /movies page with a Speed 2
review. We all love Speed 2 Cruise Control!
Cutie Time
An Essay By Maggie Age 9
💘 Looks cool
🥴 Weird wrinkly faces
👴 Old
🐣 Short
🎵 His lisp sounds like sneakers on basketball court
👿 Screams, shakes, zums, and spits when he goblinizes
👃 Tiny crooked nose
👄 Granny smoker lips
🦧 Baby orangutan eyes
💀 Skeletor cheekbones
🦷 Big smile, lots of teeth
🦴 Very big ribcage
💘 That means he has a big heart 🩺💕
👑 Grandoise thesp in a sea of generic leading men
🍆 Scary peepee
👩 Identifies with woman
"It makes me laugh when I hear a guy talking about being in touch with his feminine side. But I gravitate towards women, I identify with them. And I do cry very easily, more and more as I get older."
- Willy Big D. Dafoe
