Username: SCUMSUCK
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Medium Likes: drawings, writing, mspaint collages, amvs, sculpture, moodboards, phone wallpapers, Anything!
General Likes:
- gore | blood | vomit | death | medical | illness | hospitals
- unrequited, one-sided infatuation | unspoken feelings | toxic obsession | dependency | love beyond time and death | ambiguous unhappy endings
- cute | funny | fluff | friendship | hurt/comfort (illness) | mundane day-to-day life | enjoying da holidayzzz!!
- monsters | leather | latex | heavy metal music
- submissive old men | (g)milfs | gentle femdom | masochism | praise | student/teacher
- genderbends | androgyny | genderfluid-fuckery | nullo | crazy alien monster genitals

Medium DNWs: reading sex fics out loud LMAO.
General DNWs: the combination of submissive + younger + bottom. Sniperscout, dadspy. A/B/O, animal genitals. Daddy kink, diapers, watersports, infantalization. Gender stuff that's not fun (i.e dysphoria, strict labels, character wearing pride flags lmao). 1st person or 2nd person narrative.

Media: Spider-man (2002) movie and (1994) cartoon

Characters/Pairings: Green Goblin as played by Willem Dafoe. Any combination of Harry Osborn, Peter Parker, Norman Osborn, and Green Goblin.
-Weird Harry/Peter/Norman love triangle.
-Norman is a lonely MILF who wants Peter to be his son, successor, and husband (?!), but is hilariously negligent of his own son Harry.
-Harry is a needy gorl scout who wants Peter to be his best friend and marry him, but also wants his dad Norman to be his best friend (and marry him).
-Peter is a virgin nerd who's not really sure why he's getting goblins on his spider D.
-Norman Osborn dying from goblin disease, or being dead, and people dealing with that.
-Norman getting bullied by the Green Goblin in the same body (or delusions of the Goblin manifesting).
-Norman actually genuinely caring about Peter and Harry, wayyyy down deep inside his mentally ill work-obsessed fucked up life.
-Norman/Green Goblin being MILFs.
-Spider-Man (2002) mirror scene, Norman talking to the Goblin.
-Spider-Man (2002) attack the heart, whimpering uke Norman crawling on all fours cuz he's mentally ill.
-Spider-Man (1994) Harry's birthday party, Norman/Goblin hitting on Peter in front of Harry.
-Spider-Man (1994) compilation of Norman/Goblin personality switches and voice changes.
-My Willem Dafoe shrine.

Media: My Characters do not steal

Characters/Pairings: Any one on this page! My faves are Priest/Prophet, Ollie/Liz/Basile, Angus/Vicky, Skeets/Eddie, Beth/Alexi.
-Priest in thotty goth outfits, Prophet looking stinky and dirty in comparison.
-Liv looking cute, feelin' cute.
-Angus is a cowboy bimbo who bothers Vicky, and gets gorefully killed every night by Vicky on stage.
-Anyone in their stage gear. Vicky especially is a goth thot gMILF.
-Eddie is a sad dad who rides bikes and mourns wistfully for his dead wife
-The Angelraper band not doing band stuff and just hanging out like dudes, bros, and NEETs
-Beth manifesting as Alexi's mental illness goblin and bothering Alexi
-Angelraper Sausage Sodomy comic (18+)
-Pussywhip comic (Angus + Vicky)
-Look through my comics LOL!

Media: Teen Titans (2003) cartoon

Characters/Pairings: Robin/Slade, Nightwing/Slade
-Robin and Nightwing are the same character but Nightwing is #allgrownup. He's mentally ill and traumatized by Slade haunting him all these years. He has an unhealthy obsession with finding Slade, who's been missing for a decade, and doing god knows what.
-Slade is a (g)MILF with Ron Perlman's purring womanly voice. I diverge from the comics and cartoon because I don't need him to have a backstory. He's a force of nature with no identity or history. He simply exists EVILLY and sluttily to harass Robin/Nightwing for no reason!!!
-NSFW preferred with sexy long-haired (top) Nightwing rather than Robin. Slade can be a power bottom or submissive bottom.
-Slade has no skin behind his mask. He might just be a walking corpse.
Please listen to Slade's voice and decide for yourself how much of a HARLOT and JEZEBEL he is.

Media: Team Fortress 2

Characters/Pairings: Scout/Spy, Soldier/Merasmus, one-sided Scout x Anyone
-My Scouts bothering my Spy: Ollie, Liv and Basile.
-Sad Tentaspy hours. .
-Anything with Spy being mournful, depressed, deathly, sickly, tortured, kinky... DECAPITATED!!! I love living decapitated heads!
-RED Scout and RED or BLU Spy: they are Just Friends, or just Student + Mentor :)
-Expiration Date gang of Spy/Soldier/Demoman teaching Scout how to stop being a permavirgin neet.
-(puppy) (fem) Soldier bothering (fem) Merasmus.
-Expiration Date SFM, Scout x Spy dynamic.
-TF2 comics with Merasmus: [Bombinomicon (first appearance)] [Doommates] [Blood Money] [Gargoyles and Gravel]

Media: ✰ Yu-Gi-Oh ✰ Duel Monsters

Characters/Pairings: Little Yugi, Yami Yugi/Atem, Marik Ishtar, Rishid Ishtar, Yami Bakura, Dark Magician, Magician of Black Chaos. I like most of the main cast and their monsters buddying around, like Kaiba and Joey and Tea and Dark Necrofear or whoever dropping in!
-Little Yugi loves Yami Yugi and goes on not-dates with him! Yami Yugi is a gentle loving mentor who doesn't know how the modern world works. Old man yells at cloud. -Yami Yugi will inevitably die and return to nothingness! Lil Yugi will mourn forever!!!
-I like when Yami Yugi/Atem is brown, goth, and short. I also liked when he was a totally insane evil killer shadowy slut in leather bondage gear with a MILF voice in season 0 + early manga.
-Yugi in every form loves the Dark Magician in every form! Whether it's the old form of Mahad protecting Atem, or their modern forms of the Dark Magician protecting little Yugi. -Dark Magicians EVERYWHERE? Yugi's Dark Magician x Arkana's Dark Magician x Magician of Black Chaos??? Lookin' cute in my rubber bondage suit. -Rishid would do anything for Marik, desperate to be Marik's brother despite their lack of blood relation, protects him from childhood to adulthood, out of genuine care and love. Marik is oblivious. He mostly bimbo-ly bimbs around and uses Rishid as a footstool.
-Marik can care about Rishid after he works through his childhood trauma and mental illness a bit :,)
-Marik, Rishid, and Yami Bakura motorbike around the world, doing mundane things and rooming in tiny shitty motels!
-Bakura is trapped in Yami Bakura's brain and also trapped in his smelly body. Yami Bakura doesn't know that humans need to shower or eat.

-YGO season 0 scene where Yami kills a dude over card games. Listen to Yami's voice!!!

Media: Other

-Batman Beyond: Terry and oldass wrinkly dying ass Bruce Wayne
-BNHA: Deku and oldass wrinkly ass dying ass All Might

Other interests

-Weenie dogs doin' thangs
-Fat orange cats with round eyes
-Dinosaurs, monsters, cryptids
-Themed playlists with explanations why you chose the songs :)
-Meta writing and analysis! I love reading examinations and history and context!
-Simple recipes! I'm not good at cooking cuz I have ADHD and forget I have things on fire while I'm in front of them. But I need to try more often and repay Shane for all his good food.
-Cute HTML widgets and pixels for my site?!