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User Lookup: SCUMSUCK
These are some of the animals I've looked after and loved at one time or another. I take care of dogs, cats, and chickens. Some of these lovely lads and ladies have moved on, and some are still with us.
Most of these guys were rescued from the floor outside, 'cuz there's a lot of people around here that dump animals :( Adopt, don't shop!
Some of these pets have their own pages with more info and pics. You can click on their portraits to see if I've made a page for them.
Gen 3
These kittens came from the same momma: Gizmo. Except for Ghost. We dunno who his mommy is.
Gorl Cat

She crawled out from under a lawnmower one day, purring and headbutting our legs. We fed her and kept her inside. Then she gave birth. Woops! She's fixed now, and learned the ability Thick Fat.
Boil Cat


This white boil was found in a sewer drain during a storm. Gets dirt-stained easily. Likes to blanket burrow, steal bread, and flock to heat sources.

Gorl Cat


A sicky baby who loves to cuddle and splorch her boogers on her pals. She smells like fish and jumped in a paint bucket once.

Boil Cat

A very naughty, wild, and big guy. FOR YOU. He is the ruiner of furniture and dreams.

Boil Cat

He's just a lil' orange guy! He likes to nap with his siblings and is drawn to other tangerine-colored kitties.

Boil Cat


A majestic long haired fur ball, with Doctor Seuss mittens to hi-five his pals. Loves to hang out with his orange brothers.

Gorl Cat

The sweetest lil' tropical fruit! She loves to grab your nose and bite you, like the Penguin. Constantly breaks through doors.

Gorl Cat

The dark knight. She likes to be by herself, stare at you blankly, and cry to be let in the bedroom.
Gen 2

Boil Cat

Lazy Legs! As a kitten his mom abandoned him, so we took him inside. Shane bottle-fed him every 2 hours. He's a chill sleepy dude most of the time, but sometimes he's a naughty escape artist.
Boil Cat

Aka Creamy Mami. His paws and face were pus-infected, so we brought him in to take him to the vet. His paws are still slightly deflated, but he's become very friendly indoors! Very girly meow despite his masculine brow.
Boil Cat


His mommy left him in our care cuz their house got crushed by a tree. He's a sweet loafer with a strangely sneaky personality.
Gen 1

Gorl Cat


The Fairy Whoremother. She's very mean to other cats and constantly gets in fights. But she was one of the first cats to show love to me when I moved here.

Gorl Cat


Before baby Shane adopted her, she had already escaped from the first shelter she was interned in. Her fur is diluted dusty calico , with crimped angel wings on her back. She's given me infinite patience and understanding, and it's been a privilege to watch her grow comfortable with my presence.
Gorl Dog

Doug was adopted by baby Shane many years ago. She is the sweetest granny chihuahua, with the personality of an aloof cat and a lil' tsundere mixed in there.
Da Deets
Letter to Whim, and changelog
- July 5th, 2023: Added stamps and links to GroovyOcelot's pet page!
- June 22nd, 2023: Added Butterball to gen 2, and Doug to gen 1. Butterball, Doug, and Randy now have their own pages.
- May 14th, 2023: Added Randy to gen 2!
- April 27th, 2023: Ghost now has his own page. Soon all of them will have individual pages to talk more about 'em.
- April 18th, 2023: Added Cheddar, Gizmo, and Keekles!
- April 16th, 2023: Added banner for spillingdown's site!
- Feb 10th, 2023: Added Phillip! And edited Ghost's image to reflect how his personality has developed (thief).
- December 9th, 2022: Put this changelog into a compact, scrollable element. Moved banners to the bottom of the main section of this page. Futzed with the top navigation to make it more compact on small/mobile screens: this includes display:none on the "last updated" section in the sidebar, as well as making the menu font size a bit smaller.
- December 5th, 2022: Added linkable banners with photos of my weenies and huahua.
- December 4th, 2022: I was inspired to make this page because Whim wanted "Silly cat videos or photos (can be of your own cat)" for Gobsgiving! I have a lot of silly cats, but cannot take photos of them because they are wriggly beasts who blur into oblivion. Since Whim is quite the inspirational webbed design artist, I hope you enjoy the coding and drawings instead!
This page was hand-coded to resemble the classic 2000's Neopets pet lookups. I looked up old Neopets screenshots, and copied some colors. Otherwise, I didn't copy any CSS from the site because I can't even find old HTML pages from Neopets to pilfer the code! The font used for decorative text is "Heffaklump". The Pokemon type symbols are from Bulbapedia. The background and top + bottom bar patterns are from Neopets, and are not part of the classic 2000's design, but I like them.
This site was a good exercise in eyeballing and emulating designs, as well as updating them with the cleaner modern HTML I've learned in the past year. For example, the entire page should resize appropriately for mobile devices :D And a lot of the styling is CSS based rather than being hardcoded into the images (like the pet portraits).
To Whim and any other viewers - feel free to copy the HTML layout and CSS styling for your own use. Also feel free to use the icons that I drew for the sidebar for your own stuff, with attribution to SCUMSUCK as the artist somewhere on the page. Creative Commons or whatever ya know? Just don't use any of these assets for profit or commercial usage.